Doggy Sofa Selector T-Shirts

Dog's Easy Chair has 4 different settings: 'Down Boy', 'Roll Over', 'Lay' and 'Sit'.

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Big screen TV.

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

The sofa freshly made up...

Watchdog

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

Chillaxing!

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

"It might be this Christmas, it might be next."

Tartan Coats

Collie F, 4 yrs old, well-trained, knows many tricks, wants to meet M, collie, afghan or greyhound. No mutts please.

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

'I didn't get to do any clothes shopping. It took me forever to pick out our new living room furniture.'

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"Can I have the "dalmatian look" please?"

"My owner thinks turtle necks are back in fashion."

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

"For me? How sweet!"

"All done...Now, don't you look handsome."

"Of course, all the good ones are fixed."

"And just remember: Daddy got you out of that nasty pet store because he hopes you'll act really cute and friendly in the park, especially around attractive, single women."

'Yes, it's a flea-collar, but it's a designer flea-collar!'

'Good gracious, NO! He would clash horribly with my Chintz three piece suite!'

'Not only must she love dogs, but she must hate cats.'

"I wish they would stop putting food in my hat."