Doggy Gym Buddy Mugs

Man and dog on treadmills.

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Exercising

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Man and dog keep fit to music

Dog Weightlifting

"High-energy music, motivational coaching, an epic space - depressing stuff but add in some fixed bikes and you're on a winner."

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

'That's our group plan.'

'Fred, we've been together too long!'

Tangled facing dog...

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

Academy.

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

Work out buddies.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Now, will you train at the gym with me?'

"We constantly argue, go days without talking, and the sex is virtually non-existent."