"This is all very romantic, but I'm not in heat."
Doggy Dater Prints
Decorate their home with a print that captures their love for dogs and romance—artful, humorous, and utterly charming. Perfect for framing and displaying their unique personality in style.
"We should get together sometime and pee on things."
'Can Laura come out and bark at the moon?'
"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"
'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'
"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."
Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."
Online Dating
Kissable Frogs in Your Area
'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'
"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"
Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...
'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'
"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"
Today's love
"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."
'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'
"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."
'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'
'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'
"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"
Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...
"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"
Online Dating for Dummies
"I forgot my wallet. Do you know 'Folsom Prison Blues'?"
"So, do you walk the talk? Replete the tweet? Sext the text?"
'That must be my computer date.'
"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"
"You new personality that you downloaded off the Internet makes you irresistible."
We met online.
"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."
Friday night was always sext night.
"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."
'We met online.'
Cyber Love
Doggy Dater Prints Collection
Doggy Dater Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for doggy daters—bring humor and warmth to their morning routine with playful designs featuring dogs and love.
Doggy Dater Pillows
Find the perfect pillow for your doggy dater—cozy, cute, and full of personality. A great way to add humor and comfort to their living space.
Doggy Dater T-Shirts
Check out our fun t-shirts for doggy daters—comfortable, witty, and ideal for showing off their love of furry friends and romantic adventures.