Doggie Date Nights Prints

'I wish you wouldn't order for both of us.'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"Do you mind?"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Dog in love

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

'S'more wine?'

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

"I like Chardonnay, but I like saying 'Pinot Grigio.'"

"You and I haven't had an in-house date in a long, long, long time!"

"Couples therapy is not 'going out', Henry!"

'And don't say you could have done it cheaper and better at home.'

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

"Thanks for walking me home."

Tinder

'Can Laura come out and bark at the moon?'

'Wow! I'm a dog person too!'

"...when oil begins shimmering...stir in vegetables and cook until tender."

"We should get together sometime and pee on things."

"Could you handle this...I'm all decisioned-out for today."

Bring my daughter back at 11 sharp or...

"It's so romantic here with all these candles!"

'I take it your romantic dinner isn't going well. . .'

Collie F, 4 yrs old, well-trained, knows many tricks, wants to meet M, collie, afghan or greyhound. No mutts please.

"I got the extra large. It's a long movie."

"How 'bout a goodnight sniff?"

"Of course, all the good ones are fixed."

'I know a cute little out-of-the-way bathroom where the toilet water is to die for!'

"He's a little shy around other dogs."

"Do you 'C'mere!' often?"

'Let's go before everyone starts telling their stupid owner stories.'

"This is all very romantic, but I'm not in heat."

'Damn. He is FINE! And me without butt-mints!