Doggo Photographer Prints

"It's the dog."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

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"It makes me want to pee."

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

Giraffe Selfie

'It turned out great except for Fido!'

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"I was going to tell them to take a silly faces photo next, but I don't think I'll bother."

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

Dog views website: www.oof.com

Pet Snapshots

"Let me take another without the tail wag – more dignified."

"I'm not saying she's obsessed, but every single photo on her phone is of her person." "Awww, that's her napping."

Another last "first date" for Daphne "...and here's kitty peeking out of a shoe box. Oh! And here he is playing with a dead birdie! Oh how cute! Here's Kitty looking around a corner! And..."

A man feeding birds is caught by a vulture.

"I'm detecting no heart at all...which explains your dislike of cute puppy videos."

'Oscaar? Where aaaare you? Portrait time!'

'Hurry up and take the picture! I've got a cramp!'

"No offense, but you look better in Photoshop."

"Your wife says she doesn't want to speak to you, she wants you to get out your phone and show her funny dog videos."

"Another pic? You know it's the same food every [censored] day, right?"

"Couldn't they have found a more flattering picture of her?"

"It's true, I swear, it's on the wall: a brand new calendar and all the photos are of me!"

'These will be photos for 'A Fat Cat is an Unhappy Cat' leaflet. So, please act accordingly!'

"Talk about manipulated media... my owners must have invented the term!"

Voice on the webcam to man's dog - You're looking a bit rough this morning, John.