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'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

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"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

'I've been depressed ever since PBS said pigs are smarter than dogs!'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

"If people would just do what I say, I wouldn't have to bark at them."

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"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

"I can remember when he used to try to tell us things."

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'For a minute there I didn't think we were gonna make it tonight!'

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

When Pugs dream.

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

Cindy had asked Santa for a puppy this Christmas...maybe, just maybe he'd been listening...?

"Thanks for walking me home."

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'

"My teacher gives out a lot of homework. I hope I get a dog for Christmas."

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'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

"We're expecting quite a litter this time."

Scat Singing/Sdog singing.

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.