Doggie Dotter Mugs

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

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'I've been depressed ever since PBS said pigs are smarter than dogs!'

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

"If people would just do what I say, I wouldn't have to bark at them."

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"I can remember when he used to try to tell us things."

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

When Pugs dream.

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

"Thanks for walking me home."

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

Cindy had asked Santa for a puppy this Christmas...maybe, just maybe he'd been listening...?

'For a minute there I didn't think we were gonna make it tonight!'

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'

"My teacher gives out a lot of homework. I hope I get a dog for Christmas."

"We're expecting quite a litter this time."

"We're not getting a dog because I don't invest in non-profit ventures."

'He's not too picky. He'll sleep through most anything.'

Advantages of Growing Older

"We can't decide whether to buy a dog, or have a child. . ."

Scat Singing/Sdog singing.