Doggie Director Prints

"If people would just do what I say, I wouldn't have to bark at them."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Why Poodles Become Killers

Fido and Fifi

Pet owner pours out contents of treats for dog that are oddly shaped. Box titled: 'Funny Bones'.

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

Cats and Dogs.

Self-Employment

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"She never took to the leash."

'For a minute there I didn't think we were gonna make it tonight!'

"My human can't tell which end is which."

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"The dog wants out again!"

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

'You treated his ears last year, but I guess the medicine didn't work because he's still shaking his head!"

Poovis: Half poodle/ Half Elvis.

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

"Too goth?"

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

"I'm a rockhound."

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

Ice Cream Lover

I assume obedience class was a washout then.

"I think the dog swallowed the remote!"

'Strangest turtle I ever saw!'

"Relax, Sparky! Doctors say bone loss is normal at our age!"

'Has that nasty dog been bothering you again...'

'Look, I don't know what repulsive smelly thing I just ate, but I know what I like.'

Man accidentally hooks a dog while casting his fishing line.

'She even lies about her dog's age!'

'Letter carriers and dogs living together...next on Springer...'

Posh Doghouse.