Doggie Dictator T-Shirts

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"Humans are strange."

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

'I've been depressed ever since PBS said pigs are smarter than dogs!'

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"She never took to the leash."

A dog reads a newspaper

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

"My human can't tell which end is which."

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

'Will work for tummy rub.'