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"Next time you're acting like you could eviscerate the mailman, I'll remind you that you refuse to even get your feed wet."

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Conversation between Dogs.

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"Well, geez, you don't need to bite my hea.."

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

"You're not gonna be around much longer, pal, so do you mind if I eat your nose when you're done with it?"

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

'This dingo penpal of his - they're Australian aren't they?'

"Cool hat, Walter. Where'd you get it?" "It came with the meal."

'So smart and yet so dumb.'

Dogs discussing human commend pet peeves.

"If I hear 'Who's my widdle snoogie woogums' one more time I think I'm gonna snap."

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

"There's no point us both barking."

Hot chocolate. Huh? What? Uh, sure. What's the matter? Are you sad? You look sad. No, no. I'm fine. Hot chocolate coming up. Oh, okay. I'm definitely not sad. How come adults won't say when they're sad? I am the opposite of sad.

Well, he's bought himself a new car with a "new car smell" of plastic fumes, so no, I'm not keen on going on car rides right now...

'I'm pretty sure she's talking to you - yes, you!'

"Are we sure he's the alpha?"

"I don’t know, Taylor – it seems to me, anyone who doesn’t talk to their dog is crazy."

"Are those the DNA results?" "Yep." "And?" "You're a dog."

"Barking can be very affirmational."

You don't find it strange I'm writing scathing Yelp reviews about this caf

"Let's stop pretending we understand the English setters and just turn on the subtitles."

"Please. Please just stop barking."

"My mother ate math homework while she was pregnant with me."

"If you could spend an hour with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?"

'Maybe we can work out an arrangement if you promise to take me to Disneyland.'

'His barks's worse than his bite.'