Dogcatcher Gifts

In a small town, the sheriff and the dogcatcher are often the same man.

Here lie the earthly remains of Cal Can, beloved town dogcatcher.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

A Venus cow trap.

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

Cat makes a dog pound cake with dog cather inside.

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

"I'm over here, dummy!"

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

"Make it look like nine accidents.'

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

"Someone at this address is intercepting foreign hacking codes."

"Mr. Mullins did say I should stroke you but I didn't think he meant it literally."

'Watch their pounds' Venn Diagram

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

'Man that REALLY BUGS ME when a robbery call out turns into a WILD-GOOSE chase!' (Police chasing a goose driving a car).

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

'I spotted you from the air and went to get some water from the oasis...'

'Let's just hope it's not a trend of some sort.'

Dog Points Out Dog-Catcher in lineup.

"I'm afraid there was a fly trap..."

'Uh-oh, Ben, reminber that guy you told to 'Get rid of that coffee grinder and learn how to fly fish?' Well...'

Unorthodox High Speed Chase

'Hey! Andy actually caught it! Hang on, Andy!'

Fisherman.

'Just my luck. I don't bark a word of French.'

'I'm not a dog thief, kid, and whats more - it was horse thieves they used to hang!'

'I have a good feeling about Mistress' new boyfriend: He's a Council Dog-Catcher!'

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'