Doga Prints

"Fired? I think the people for the ethical treatment of animals may have something to say about that."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Mum, I got the job!"

Why Poodles Become Killers

Bernice Mountain Dog

What female dogs think about their looks.

Self-Employment

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

Cats and Dogs.

"If people would just do what I say, I wouldn't have to bark at them."

A dog reads a newspaper

'I have really gotten into this Roman History course.'

Made in Sweden.

Poovis: Half poodle/ Half Elvis.

"Must you always be so anthropomorphic?"

"I won't need a doggie bag."

"Too goth?"

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

It's another toga party

I assume obedience class was a washout then.

"Carpe vino! Seize the wine!"

Ice Cream Lover

"I'm a rockhound."

"This is absurd!" "This is incredible!"

Marcus Tullius Cicero

'Has that nasty dog been bothering you again...'

Man accidentally hooks a dog while casting his fishing line.

'I hope you get an ice cream headache!'

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

Grecian blonde

"Dora's anxiety has always manifested itself in the 'flight response.'"

'Actually, I'm more a boy's best friend than man's best friend.'

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."