Doga Prints

"Fired? I think the people for the ethical treatment of animals may have something to say about that."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Mum, I got the job!"

Why Poodles Become Killers

Bernice Mountain Dog

What female dogs think about their looks.

Self-Employment

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"If people would just do what I say, I wouldn't have to bark at them."

Cats and Dogs.

A dog reads a newspaper

'I have really gotten into this Roman History course.'

Made in Sweden.

"I won't need a doggie bag."

"Too goth?"

"Must you always be so anthropomorphic?"

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

It's another toga party

I assume obedience class was a washout then.

"I'm a rockhound."

Ice Cream Lover

"This is absurd!" "This is incredible!"

Marcus Tullius Cicero

Man accidentally hooks a dog while casting his fishing line.

'Actually, I'm more a boy's best friend than man's best friend.'

'I hope you get an ice cream headache!'

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

Grecian blonde

'Has that nasty dog been bothering you again...'

"Dora's anxiety has always manifested itself in the 'flight response.'"

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

'Of course they're real diamonds! It's a designer coat: She wants me to match her purse...'