Dog Dodger Prints

"Dora's anxiety has always manifested itself in the 'flight response.'"

"I see Rover has introduced himself to you?"

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

Nun Binning the Devil

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

Health

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

Also I don't like coffee, so I'll be working through my coffee breaks.

'For a minute there I didn't think we were gonna make it tonight!'

The Demon's Disguise

Revenuers will be shot.

'Instead of brushing my teeth can't I just chew on one of his dog biscuits?'

Drones Unlimited

'Whew! Looks like the Tuna Surprise isn't much of a hit!'

"Whenever you're ready."

'You're being exploited. Do you know that?'

'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.'

A $50 co-pay? Well, go find someone named 'Co' and maybe they can pay you."

"Move over! - I just got the bill!"

"I thought all the bills we were going to ignore were coming electronically."

"I knew those drones were bad news..."

"Severe lactose intolerance - he can't even look at a cow."

THERE IS A MOUSE IN THE HOUSE... WHERE IS THE CAT?

'One minute she was eyeing her hospital bill, and the next minute...'

"So tell me, did you install gold, silver or platinum water pipes?"

'Crystal! You didn't duck and cover! If this wasn't just a drill and I had been a real deranged fan, you'd be soaked in beer right now!'

"Tonight's homework...scatter some Legos on the floor, turn out the lights and try to make it across the room."

Mountaineer dive-bombed by bird

'For the last time, Ken, I did not back over anything! You're imagining things! ... Now get out of the cart, wade into that pond and retrieve your ball!'

"Hang on! Every time we flip to decide who will distract the cat, you call 'Heads' and I lose! Let me see this coin of yours!"

"If my wife calls, I'm at the protest."