Dog Walker Tales T-Shirts

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

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Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Quick, start the car!"

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'Bert's dog training.'

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Dog walking Human.

Dog Park

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Tourists and their Pets.

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

Dog lover

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"Mine's still in bed."

Dog stretching before a walk.

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'