Dog Walker Humorist Prints

"He was a rescue."

1001 cliches to avoid before you die

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Dog Walking Services

"Quick, start the car!"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

A large leaf falling on a dog

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'Bert's dog training.'

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Dog Park

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"