Dog Walker Humorist Prints

"He was a rescue."

1001 cliches to avoid before you die

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Dog Walking Services

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Quick, start the car!"

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

A large leaf falling on a dog

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'Bert's dog training.'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Dog Park

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"