Dog Walker Dilemmas Pillows

Too Much Coffee Man

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Dog Walking Services

"Quick, start the car!"

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

A large leaf falling on a dog

'Bert's dog training.'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Dog Park

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

Tourists and their Pets.

Dog lover

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"Mine's still in bed."

Dogma

Dog stretching before a walk.

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'