“It’s not working because you’re on the wrong side of the fence – look, I’m pulling and it’s not working. I can’t believe you don’t see this …”
Dog-walk Wizards Prints
Bring the magic of the dog walk into their space with vibrant art prints that capture the whimsy and wonder of their beloved daily routines—art that celebrates their furry companions.
"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"
Dog walking Human.
'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'
Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw
"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"
"He was a rescue."
Owner "He won't stop pulling" Dog "Hey Babe fancy get on down at my pad?"
"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."
Autumn Dog
'He doesn't want to play doctors and nurses anymore - He just wants to play Harry Potter!'
'Flexible working can lead to many benefits, increased productivity, reduced travel expenses, lower stress levels and most importantly...Henry gets to go on more walks.'
"Who's my good widdoo headless dog?"
"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"
"Philip Larkin wouldn't like you, either."
"And for the past few days I thought those were just Halloween decorations they haven't taken down yet."
"I always forget how nice it is to leave heaven."
"This is absurd!" "This is incredible!"
"There he goes again! What on earth does he do with it all?!"
'It's time for your walk.'
Lassie often found it difficult to tell her owner....
'You'd thin he'd do more with his mind control.'
"Heel! No! Stop! Stay! Have mercy!!"
"Does your dog like ‘Westworld’? If not, this is kind of pointless."
"...I'll get you some alone time with the Wilson's poodle."
Dalmatian with Spotty Poop.
Man takes skeleton dog on a walk.
Oz Characters in the job market. Personnel Dept. I think "what field have you been working in?" was a trick question.
"I'm taking him out to do his business."
Dogs Leave Romantic Imprint in the Sand.
Man walking dog on a treadmill
The Non-erotic Adventures of Patty Williams
'He wouldn't need to walk for exercise, if he had a tail to wag.'
1001 cliches to avoid before you die
"Of COURSE I run into the cute guy the day I just rolled out of bed but didn't roll in something smelly yet."
Dog-walk Wizards Prints Collection
Dog-walk Wizards Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs dedicated to dog-walking wizards—bring a little magic to their morning coffee or tea break.
Dog-walk Wizards Pillows
Discover cozy pillows featuring designs for dog-walking wizards—celebrate their love for their furry friends in comfort and style.
Dog-walk Wizards T-Shirts
Find witty and whimsical t-shirts that honor the playful spirit of dog-walk wizards—ideal for casual wear and spirited walks.