Dog-tuned Rocker Mugs

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

Rare Books

"This next one's another oldie."

Old rocker.

Liam Gallagher.

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

Joey tries to teach his pet rock how to swim.

Rock n'roll.

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

Gavin sends his Pet Rock to a rock concert.

'Report cards, folks - and they have to be signed by your high school chemistry teachers.'

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

Rainbow violin surfers

Modern Day Christmas Carolers

Ritchie Blackmore.

"I'm a rockhound."

Freddie Mercury

'Bill's not a real nurturing guy. Last week his pet rock died of neglect.'

David Bowie RIP

"It's amazing how they manage to endure despite all the lineup changes."

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no!"

"All in favor of ditching the suits and forming a rock band say 'aye'."

"Feel free to hum along to this next one."

Keith Richards

"I'm kind of considered the Jimmy Page of the clarinet world."

Jericho revisited.

Triple Threat

I'm startin' to think burnin' out for twenty-three years is the same damned thing as fadin' away.

Pets talk about starting a rock band

Life Guard.

Eddy looked worriedly out of the window. If his heavy metal friends saw him, his credibility would be lost for ever."

What's your New Year's resolution, Mort? I resolve to improve my memory. 2015 will be the year I really buckle down and do my memory exercises. If I can remember where I put them. I think I left them by the stove. Your 2016 isn't off to a great start. Did I leave the stove on?