Dog Treat Dealers Mugs

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

Dog Love.

Homemade dog biscuits.

'Excuse me, EXCUSE ME, what's that YOU'RE eating?!'

"She's eating in tonight."

'David discovered that the New & Improved Dog Food was more New & Improved than his New & Improved Canned Soup.'

'Those tid-bits you left for Ming Toy were delicious, Mrs. Caldwell!'

"Sit!"

'What can I tell you? They gave us treats - at inappropriate times.'

'Relax... breathe... visualize you inner dog treat...'

"They say I'm spoiled, whatever that means."

"The tunnel leads right to the treat isle at the pet store..."

"After you've wished once for food, you can stop using your other wishes on food."

'I'm not buying Rex anymore rawhide chews - they don't last him five minutes!'

Used kangaroos: 'This baby was not only owned by a little old lady, but also has ALL the hoptions'

"I give up! I stock up on chicken treats and now the cat tells me he's gone vegetarian!"

"Ambitions... To get birthday treats every dog year, not every seven."

Sure, it's nice when Master gives us a bone, but frankly, I would prefer a juicy steak...

"Thanks for the walks, tasty treats and rubbing my belly with vigor. I could only love you more if you made my food dish much bigger."

"Dog food again! How about a pup tart instead?"

Dog's Brain.

'What therapy can't solve, the properly timed dog biscuit can.'

'How about a trade? This tasty treat for that tastless old TV remote control.'

"Another? I'm beginning to wonder if these doggie treats are addictive?"

'Will the credit crunch have any effect on my supply of doggy chocs?'

'It's not fair - you never buy me doggie choccie bikkies!'