Dog Treat Master Mugs

"After you've wished once for food, you can stop using your other wishes on food."

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

Homemade dog biscuits.

'Excuse me, EXCUSE ME, what's that YOU'RE eating?!'

"She's eating in tonight."

'Those tid-bits you left for Ming Toy were delicious, Mrs. Caldwell!'

'David discovered that the New & Improved Dog Food was more New & Improved than his New & Improved Canned Soup.'

"Sit!"

'Is he sitting?'

'Watch this... I have him trained to give me a treat every time I shake his hand.'

Slow, merge left, resume speed, stop, stay, sit, roll over, good boy!

'Patience, consistency and treats are really great training tools...and they work well with dogs, too.'

'What can I tell you? They gave us treats - at inappropriate times.'

'Relax... breathe... visualize you inner dog treat...'

'Not everything is a dog treat!'

"They say I'm spoiled, whatever that means."

'I'm not buying Rex anymore rawhide chews - they don't last him five minutes!'

"Ambitions... To get birthday treats every dog year, not every seven."

"I give up! I stock up on chicken treats and now the cat tells me he's gone vegetarian!"

"Thanks for the walks, tasty treats and rubbing my belly with vigor. I could only love you more if you made my food dish much bigger."

"Dog food again! How about a pup tart instead?"

Dog's Brain.

"Another? I'm beginning to wonder if these doggie treats are addictive?"

'Will the credit crunch have any effect on my supply of doggy chocs?'

'It's not fair - you never buy me doggie choccie bikkies!'