Dog-themed Finance Enthusiasts Prints

'Do you have a dog biscuit ETF, chew toy ETF, rawhide bone eTF. . .?'

A Man and His Cat Read the Financial News.

Saving for Retirement.

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

Maybe it's time to stop giving our bones to a broker and start burying them in the backyard again.

"All right, Thompson. The board concedes that this quarter's economic growth does look very much like a kitty.

'So much for the will! Now, before you start celebrating, I suggest you think about inheritance taxes, because, according to my calculations, you will be left with. . ."

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

"You'd think having nine lives, we'd be better at retirement planning."

'It's a good living. They train you to do default swaps and you get paid in seals.'

"Good boy."

'Fortunately, I'm serving, concurrently, both my interest and principle.'

'Can you be more specific? Are you pointing at IBM, IMCLONE, INTEL...?'

'My dog is worried about the economy because dog food is up to 50p a can... that's about £3.50 in dog money!'

'...anything else, sir?'

First savings & bone.

'I actually make a lot more money as a bookmaker than I ever did as a race horse...'

Bad cat - Credit Card.

Dog has a hi-yeild inbox full of bones.

'I'd recommend a portfolio of 35% stocks, 40% bonds and 25% dog biscuits.'

'Acme investments, featuring: Catnip stocks, catnip futures...'

"Well, a million dollars isn't worth much these days ... unless you can get rid of the Internal Revenue Service!"

'I'm tired of begging, so I'm applying for a loan.'

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'Cats are very independent.'