
I'm so happy that this sweater covers everything but my anus and genitalia.
Gift a fun and fashionable t-shirt for dog lovers who can't get enough of their pup's adorable sweaters. Ideal for casual wear and showcasing their furry friend's style.
I'm so happy that this sweater covers everything but my anus and genitalia.
"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."
'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'
"Shouldn't have, you really."
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"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"
'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'
'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'
Rock on Grandma!
"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."
"I'm never ready for sweater weather."
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"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"
"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."
"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"
"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."
"It was a crime of fashion."
My tail's cold.
Keeping Warm
"Out! Damned Spot!"
"Mr. Mullins did say I should stroke you but I didn't think he meant it literally."
High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.
"What are you complaining about? You've been looking for an excuse to go off your diet."
'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'
"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"
Reindeer Sweater
"Leo and I know how much you like your Christmas sweater, so we thought we'd make you one ourselves this year."
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You may enter but the Christmas sweater has to go!
'Do red sweaters have that carcinogenic red dye #2 in them?'
'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'
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"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"
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"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a cat. Why do you ask?"
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