Dog Parent Sibling T-Shirts

'It's merely an honorific.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

A large leaf falling on a dog

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Dog walking Human.

Collies Without Borders

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'They're dog roses!'

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

'Rigt, now he's going through the spin cycle.'

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

Chasebook

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'