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'They sure have small litters.'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Foster failure"

Licensed Therapist

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Canine Companion

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Cling-On Dog

Love a Mutt

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

A man and his dog

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Happy.

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

Pet a Puppy

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"A little help, please."

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'