Dog Owner Commitments Mugs

'They sure have small litters.'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Foster failure"

Licensed Therapist

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Canine Companion

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Love a Mutt

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Cling-On Dog

A man and his dog

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Happy.

Pet a Puppy

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

No Soliciting

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"A little help, please."