Dog Owner Camaraderie Mugs

"How are we gonna spin this?"

Playing Fetch.

Welcome to the Team

"Bad dog."

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Snoopy with Laptop

'Not here - home!'

Chasebook

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

Watchdog on Holiday

"I don't get it! They're both diurnal, so why on earth would they bring back from the hospital a baby that's awake all night?"

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

Hombre's Best Friend.

"Gesundheit!"

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

"I thought we swore never to go to bed angry."

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

When Dogs Rule

"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."

"You should run for president."

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Prepper Dog