Dog-loving Professional Prints

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

I like you and I like your company!

"Wow, what a DILF."

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

Dog's game

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

"Bad dog!"

Landing That Tough Account

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

A skinny dog with clown make up

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

"This company isn't big enough for two anthropomorphic dogs."

"Don't put your money into stocks. Bury it!"

'Okay...now watch what happens when I extend my claws.'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

'I was not expecting this, were you?'

'Gentlemen, I've just seen the quarterly reports and believe me, I am not wagging my tail!'

"I have to tell you you were not my first choice for this job."

"I'm getting a little itchy to redo the bedroom!"

'I know how you feel.'

'Gentlemen, circle around on the spot several times and be seated.' - At the dog AGM

'It's all right. You're allowed to get up on this couch.'

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

A hunter has a dream that his dog has brought a game warden to punish him.

Making an Audio Book: Quiet Please No Barking!!!

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

"What's our policy on pets?"

The Haunted Dog House

Bad Dog