Dog Lover Without A Dog Pillows

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

City Zoo: Day Care

Playing Fetch.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Copycats

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Polly txt speak

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Police Feline Unit

A Good Batch.

'Hmph. College kids.'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Pick me!"

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Why do they do that?"

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"Cat box"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'Ahhh...'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."