Dog Lover Without A Dog Pillows

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

City Zoo: Day Care

Playing Fetch.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Copycats

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Polly txt speak

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Police Feline Unit

A Good Batch.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Pick me!"

'Hmph. College kids.'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Why do they do that?"

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'Ahhh...'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"Cat box"

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

Life is for the birds.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."