Dog Lover Who Dreams Of The Stars Gifts

The Mars Rover...

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

PET THEORIES

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Cat king.

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

A day in the life of a dog.

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

Keep Off The Hay

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

When Pugs dream.

'I'd like a puppy who's cute, playful, and can shoulder a lot of blame.'

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

Pavlov's Dream.

Dreaming pets.

'Well. . . she's exceptionally distracted.'

'I'm sorry, but don't you think fetch is a little overrated?'

When sleeping dogs are left to lie.

"Talking's ok but to me walking on your hind legs is simply taking anthropomorphism a bit too far."

A man walks three dogs at gunpoint

"He said eat some grass and call him in the morning."