Dog Lover Who Dreams Of The Stars Gifts

The Mars Rover...

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

PET THEORIES

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

Cat king.

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

A day in the life of a dog.

'Just as I suspected. The wormhole is located behind the Dog Star.'

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

Keep Off The Hay

"You should always stretch before engaging in strenuous activity."

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

'I'd like a puppy who's cute, playful, and can shoulder a lot of blame.'

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

When Pugs dream.

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

Pavlov's Dream.

A man walks three dogs at gunpoint

'Well. . . she's exceptionally distracted.'

Dreaming pets.

"Talking's ok but to me walking on your hind legs is simply taking anthropomorphism a bit too far."

'I'm sorry, but don't you think fetch is a little overrated?'

When sleeping dogs are left to lie.