Dog Lover's Humor T-Shirts

'He must be the next-of-Tin.'

'There's a fly in my soup.'

'There's a fabled place up north called,'Everglades', that's surrounded by a zillion yappy dogs.'

Dog urinating on a work of art.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"I was almost that last year."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Shake! Good Dog."

Dog wearing a cone

Dog on a Shelf.

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Balloon dog training

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

Cuthbert was a pit of a party animal

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

'The pats on the head are nice, but I need more compensation...'

"So the old man says 'you're getting fixed,' and I'm thinkin', you know, maybe he's gonna patch up the hole in my doghouse..."

'Forget about marriage conselling: Me, I sent Max to Obedience School instead...'

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"Get a life."

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'

House with 'Dog For Sale' sign. Cat walks by holding 'Good Riddance' sign.

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

"You say: It's nothing more than jealousy inspired backstabbing. I say: It's the fourth report of butt-sniffing I've had this week."

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

"New tricks CD Rom"

'Tell me this isn't celery.'

"I promise I won’t get upset. Just tell me why you chewed up her Chanel pumps."