Surprise attack.
Dog-lover Of Irony Prints
Decorate their home or office with funny, ironic prints celebrating dogs. These art pieces combine canine love with clever humor, making a memorable gift that sparks joy.
'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'
Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop
"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"
'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'
"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."
"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."
"Can you read the part about Job again?"
'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'
"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."
Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people
Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors.
Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.
"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."
Leaking Hudson River paintings.
'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'
Litteratti K9s.
"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty."
'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'
"Oh sure, it's easy to blame your husband, when he's not here to defend himself."
An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.
"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."
"Would you thrive in a hostile work environment?"
In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.
"When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one person to dissolve the marital bonds which have connected her with another..."
Hotel mini-bar.
"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."
Perfection Troubleshootors.
'I only make predictions in retrospect.'
'Someone come and mediate our argument about mediation!'
"I hope there's nothing genetically modified in this."
Looks like another hostile takeover...
If found please return to mountain
"George was only interested in mega-bytes, so I got him this rottweiler..."
"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."
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