'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'
Dog Listener Prints
Decorate your home or gift with vibrant prints that highlight the thoughtful, attentive spirit of dog lovers. Artistic and heartfelt, these pieces celebrate the bond with our pets.
Audio Books
"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."
Try me/try me/try me...
'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'
I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.
Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.
Clive Anderson
'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '
Which Hogwarts house are you?
'There you go again - trying to solve my problems. I am not asking you to do that. I just want you to listen to me.'
"Go ahead. Tell me your troubles. I promise to say 'Awww' in all the right places."
Attention Span Man
Psychiatrist with bartending diploma
"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."
Cover story: Plant World.
'Music hath charms,' &c.
"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."
"The Doctor is just wonderful!! He listens to all my irrelevant, boring stories!"
'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'
It's so quiet. Listen to the sounds of nature! Pound pound thump. Pound thunk. Human nature.
'The pastor is the one who tells all the kids to be quiet and sit down.'
"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."
"I'll knock 10% off this session as I wasn't really listening."
Science Applied to Art
"Doctor, I find you very easy to talk to."
"They're dumbing down the news now!"
'I wonder if TED ever listens.'
'She doesn't know that listening is not the same as mentally rehearsing her answers.'
Here's your problem. You have an iPod.
"Repetitive strain injury?...theres a lot of it about."
'The date was going well... until Lenny decided to eat his own vomit.'
The herd of hearing.
"I'm a pastor. My job is to speak 20 minutes on Sunday and listen the rest of the week."
Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.
Dog Listener Prints Collection
Dog Listener Mugs
Looking for more delightful mugs for dog lovers? Discover our full range of adorable and witty designs perfect for attentive dog listeners.
Dog Listener Pillows
Explore our collection of cozy pillows designed for dog lovers who want to add a warm touch to their living space.
Dog Listener T-Shirts
Find more fun and expressive t-shirts that celebrate the caring spirit of dog enthusiasts. Perfect for casual outings or relaxed days at home.