Dog Liberation Warrior Prints

"I think the dog wants out"

City Zoo: Day Care

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

Foster failure

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Monkey-artist

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

"Touché"

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Save the unicorn.

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

Climate Change

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'

'What should we do? It's an endangered animal eating an endangered plant!'

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

'You strap it on and it monitors your eating habits -- it's called the 'Fudgebuster.''

"He's not on the critical list, but he's on the Endangered Species list."

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

"People don't give me bread crumbs. I take them."

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'