Animal Rescue Warrior Prints

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

Foster failure

Cat in Tree.

Dog wearing a cone

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

Vigilante Dog

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

Litter.

"I hope you've had your shots!"

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

Car Rides - Cats

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

"I retired from avalanche rescue. I still want to help people, so now I come to your home and provide tech support."

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

"Just because you're retired doesn't mean you get to sit around all day drinking beer and eating peanuts...!"

Why dogs hate CPR.

"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

'Found her. Keeping her.'

"Hey, don't complain. They declawed me!"

'His cask is empty, but he didn't bring the traveler back with him.'

From now on, the rats that get steroids don't have to run the maze.

Hedgehog Mortuary.

"I bet they don't social distance... contact trace or even wash their paws."

'Funnily enough, the cat you were trying to rescue was right as rain...'

'He heard about inclusion and followed me here. Can he stay?'