Dog-human Bond Explorer T-Shirts

"Don’t think of that tennis ball as lost. Think of it as finally free."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"Any chance of upping the affection quota, given the current situation?"

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Dog phrenology

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

Canine Grammar. Getting a Master's. Shelter Adoptions. Getting masters.

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

"Which one's mine?!"

Egyptian Mummy Wrap

'I've got no idea either, but I bet you won't find two of them.'

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

"I have to go out for a few hours, and don't give me any attitude about it."

"We never spoon anymore."

"Yeah, getting Ol' Spike neutered wasn't enough. So, I changed his name to Percy and enrolled him in Doggy Ballet."

Dog admiring hot dog

'Don't keep going on about your cold paws - I've got my own problem!'

Man and dog both have leashes.

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I keep him?'

Pet Cow

"What year is this?" "A very early one."

'I thought we were going to play Doctor'

Inflatable dog

'I can remember when he was quite happy just chasing a stick.'

Big Dogs, Little People.

"Get a dog."

"They need to get help for their separation anxiety."

Woman pins up a Lost Cat poster on a telegraph pole, but the cat is hiding from her behind the pole.