Dog Food Debaters T-Shirts

"Pedigree is cool. I'm more of an Iams man myself."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

'Try the steak tartare...it's okay.'

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"They can put dogs in space, but they can't make decent tasting dog food."

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

Four Star Meal

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

-'God that looks disgusting.' -'You're telling me.'

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

"Papi, we've decided we want nothing but salads...and hamburgers...for every meal."

"Patient continues to entertain the sincere delusion that apple pie served with a slice of cheese on top is delicious..."

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

Once again, the conversation gets too heated, and the selection of a state muffin has to be shelved until next year.

"Hunter, gatherer, we don't really care, as long as it's healthy."

'Here's a song for all of you who are conflicted over whether or not it's safe to eat genetically-modified food.'

"Oh no, Professor Enriquez, you misunderstood... When my brother said he was on a vegetarian diet, he meant he only eats vegetarians!"

'Keep complaining about my meals and you can fry your own salad!'

"Are you still a vegetarian if you only eat herbivores?"

"I've been eating genetically modified corn all my life and I don't see what all the fuss is about!"

'Man, I go for genetically modified chicken food!'

'We do not discuss soybeans on these premises, Mrs. Grommet.'

"I warned him not to go vegan."

James and I discussed at length what the best type of margarine was.

"And now to present the arguments for chlorinated chicken. . ."

Meat bi-products.

"I know it's pricey, but I think going back to the old food is probably a good