Dog Driving Devotees Pillows

A dog driving a car

Playing Fetch.

Foster failure

Rare Books

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"He was a sea rescue."

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

"You're completely screwed up."

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

"When you're ready, I'm going to stand on my hind legs, and lick it better."

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

"And here are today's categories...."

A child and his dog

"Okay, who's purring?"

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

"Your profile said you were a dog."

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'Who's best friend are you?'

'He's barking mad!'

"To be honest...if it wasn't for the dog I wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Secret Service Dogs

"Dog...God. God...dog. Cat...tac."

'We spoil that dog.'