Dog Dining Defenders Mugs

'Don't worry Vicar. He's only looking at you like that because you're eating off his plate...'

No Soliciting

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

A Change of Scene.

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Dog being carried off by ducks.

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

"Did you or did you not perform the fake ball toss on my client, causing irreparable humiliation?"

"Sealed for your diets protection."

"The bad news is, no walk. The good news is, unlimited belly rubs, chase around the dining room table, salmon for dinner, and you're on my bed tonight."

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."

"Looks like the universe isn't the only thing that' s expanding!"

'I excuse my weight by saying I'm eating for three. Unfortunately, the twins were born months ago.'

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

My first pro bono case.

"Could we have a doggy bag please?"

"Why, yes, I am 'still working on that.' You know what I'm not working on? Your gratuity!"

"I had to bite him once, but now I always get a great table."

"You claim you're not cheating on your diet, Mr. Parker. But how do you explain this recent weight gain?"

"This makes a nice change from 'Fetch'!"

'Shut-up, stupid dog!'

'I've decided to help you diet. I had invisible fencing installed around the refrigerator.'

"We're tryng to break the dog from begging at the table, but he made a reservation for three."

"Anything, really. There's almost nothing I won't eat."

'Get this straight, I'm a guard dog: I don't fetch the newspaper!'

"Must you people always call at dinnertime?"

'And if he does get through the invisible fence, our drone will zap him from 40,000 feet.'

"We'll be needing a high chair for spot."

'I'll kill that dog of yours.'