Dog Day Philosophers Prints

'On the other hand, I really don't do that much reading.'

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Support group for sheep.

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

'Super Dog'

"Bad dog."

Canine Scentipede

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Collies Without Borders

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"Fill it up!"

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

'Riley, I think it's time you learned the truth... You're adopted.'

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...