Dog Day Philosophers Mugs

'On the other hand, I really don't do that much reading.'

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'Super Dog'

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Support group for sheep.

"Bad dog."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Canine Scentipede

Collies Without Borders

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"Fill it up!"

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

'Riley, I think it's time you learned the truth... You're adopted.'

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"Pssst. Fake poop."

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...