Dog Costumes T-Shirts

'I said to come in 'full scuba gear', not 'Scooby gear'!'

"I was almost that last year."

"Yeah, I wouldn't be too concerned about how stupid that cone looks."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

'I like to wear women's collars.'

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"I've got the creepiest costume for Halloween! It's an alien-like creature with hypnotic powers...that'll suck your brains out and turn you into a mindless zombie!"

Small dog with a shark fin: Fear me!

'And to think I'm related to the lion,'

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

'Costume - What costume?'

"Oh, wow, I almost didn't recognize you naked – you look so different in your person's Instagram photos."

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

"That's not my dog. It's my dad."

"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."

Tartan Coats

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

"It's working! People are giving our chickens candy!"

"Last year I went as a vacuum cleaner. Scared the heck out of everyone."

"You know I love that outfit."

Strange Easter bunny

"Nice top and tails."

'Don't tell me, your human volunteered you to be in the annual Christmas play.'

"My owner thinks turtle necks are back in fashion."

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

"Can I have the "dalmatian look" please?"

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

"Jeez, Charlie. . . as if the cone isn't humiliating enough!"

'Please god... don't let her find the xmas tux and reindeer antlers.'

'I think it would be best if I took you one at a time.'

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