Dog Costumes T-Shirts

'I said to come in 'full scuba gear', not 'Scooby gear'!'

"I was almost that last year."

"Yeah, I wouldn't be too concerned about how stupid that cone looks."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'I like to wear women's collars.'

Small dog with a shark fin: Fear me!

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

'Costume - What costume?'

"Oh, wow, I almost didn't recognize you naked – you look so different in your person's Instagram photos."

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

"That's not my dog. It's my dad."

"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

"It's working! People are giving our chickens candy!"

Tartan Coats

"Last year I went as a vacuum cleaner. Scared the heck out of everyone."

"Nice top and tails."

"You know I love that outfit."

Strange Easter bunny

"My owner thinks turtle necks are back in fashion."

'Don't tell me, your human volunteered you to be in the annual Christmas play.'

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

"Can I have the "dalmatian look" please?"

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

'Please god... don't let her find the xmas tux and reindeer antlers.'

'I think it would be best if I took you one at a time.'

"Jeez, Charlie. . . as if the cone isn't humiliating enough!"

Vegetarian hotdog

'Yes, it's a flea-collar, but it's a designer flea-collar!'

"Really? You're going to use that to catch candy?"