Dog Chef Enthusiast Mugs

"Well-done coming right up."

Raw food, after you leave for work.

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

Dog Food

"Pretty good dog, huh, Larry?"

"We need to put in more bones."

Homemade dog biscuits.

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

Dog orders the food 9 out of 10 dogs prefer.

Dog Chow Mein

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

Dog Food Pyramid. Meat. Scraps.

Recipes.

"Kibbled, canned and frozen were non-starters. But he'll often accept a ice ribeye as long as it's been properly dry aged."

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

'Sure, it's a nice buffet, but I can't help thinking it's a bit morbid...'

"Let's see . . . I detect beef . . . peas . . . and a subtle hint of sweet potato!"

"As a dog he's incredible. As a chef he's just okay."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

Dog Food: Lick & Collect

'I'm sorry Jane, but this time your anthropomorphism has gone too far.'

"I need some assistance here."

No caption. (Dog delivery man delivers a box labeled "Scraps" to dog customer.)

'See what happens when you let him cook.'

"The vet said if he's not eating I should warm up his dog food a little.'

'It's the Animal Welfare people about you feeding leftovers to the dog!'

"We'll be needing a high chair for spot."

Water. Food. Garnish.