Canine Chef Enthusiasts Mugs

Cooking shows for dogs

Raw food, after you leave for work.

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Dog Food

"Pretty good dog, huh, Larry?"

"We need to put in more bones."

Dog Chow Mein

Homemade dog biscuits.

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

"Kibbled, canned and frozen were non-starters. But he'll often accept a ice ribeye as long as it's been properly dry aged."

Recipes.

'You're lucky you can't read.'

'I don't care if top breeders do recommend it - I am not going to eat dog food!'

'That's not exactly what I had in mind.'

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

"Let's see . . . I detect beef . . . peas . . . and a subtle hint of sweet potato!"

'I was hoping chef's surprise would be fish'

'Sure, it's a nice buffet, but I can't help thinking it's a bit morbid...'

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

John envied his friends who worked at the local chocolate company

"Could we have a doggy bag please?"

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

'You're lucky you can't read.'

Dog Food: Lick & Collect

'Of course you have a choice. You can have it in your bowl...or on the floor...what's it to be, Mister Choosey?'

'It's the Animal Welfare people about you feeding leftovers to the dog!'

'See what happens when you let him cook.'

"I need some assistance here."