Dog Breeders Pillows

A sleeping drooling dog dreams of winning oodles of medals.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Collies Without Borders

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

Kultural K9's.

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"His father came from a family of climbers."

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

Puppies

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

Good, but not Great Danes.

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

'He's an octopussy. They're specially bred to catch over 100 mice an hour.'

'I understand you don't have a resume but you do have your pedigree papers?'

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

'Perhaps you'd like to explain this,'

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

An inbred poodle.