Dog Breeders Pillows

A sleeping drooling dog dreams of winning oodles of medals.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

Collies Without Borders

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Kultural K9's.

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

Puppies

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

"His father came from a family of climbers."

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

Good, but not Great Danes.

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

'I understand you don't have a resume but you do have your pedigree papers?'

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

An inbred poodle.

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'