Dog Bowls Prints

Fido and Fifi

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Cricket Accidents.

Talking Dog.

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

King Pin

Owner "He won't stop pulling" Dog "Hey Babe fancy get on down at my pad?"

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'

'You've been hanging out at the bowling alley again, haven't you?'

World Championship Sheepdog Trials.

'Where's your goldfish?'

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

"Some people look like their pets as they age. My husband looks like his bowling ball."

Cricket ball deliveries

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

'The horrent pyknic was a crummy kegler.'

Cricket.

"Maybe we shouldn't have used bowling balls for ornaments."

'Naw, I ain't athletic - it's just eye - hand coordination and the heft to hit the long ball.'

"Underarm! Underarm!"

Lassie often found it difficult to tell her owner....

"It's the thought that counts, I guess."

Chess bowling.

'It was in accident, I was thinking about the big tournament see...'