Dog Bowls Pillows

Fido and Fifi

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Cricket Accidents.

Talking Dog.

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

King Pin

Owner "He won't stop pulling" Dog "Hey Babe fancy get on down at my pad?"

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

Pin-atas

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'

James Bond Getting Old and Playing

'You've been hanging out at the bowling alley again, haven't you?'

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

World Championship Sheepdog Trials.

'Where's your goldfish?'

"Some people look like their pets as they age. My husband looks like his bowling ball."

Cricket ball deliveries

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

"Philip Larkin wouldn't like you, either."

People Who Talk To Elvis...

Earthquake Lawn Bowls

'Naw, I ain't athletic - it's just eye - hand coordination and the heft to hit the long ball.'

'The horrent pyknic was a crummy kegler.'

Cricket.

"Maybe we shouldn't have used bowling balls for ornaments."

"Underarm! Underarm!"

Lassie often found it difficult to tell her owner....

Chess bowling.

"It's the thought that counts, I guess."

A Tenpin Bowling Pin about to be executed by Bowling balls