Dog Biscuit Hoarder Pillows

Cause and Effect.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

Cookie Surveillance

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

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"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

The price or the biscuits?

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Doggy Bites

"Wow, these are good!"

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

'I'm still in conference, Miss Alsted.'

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

Cookie Thief

Biscuit Factory: Broken Biscuits/Biscuit Counselling Service

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'The price or the biscuits?'

The Price or the Biscuits?

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

"Miss Smith - a Cup of tea and a plate of obscenely rich tea biscuits!"

What they're thinking.

"I think grandmom knows as much as Wikipedia, and you can EAT her cookies."

Eat the Author

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