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What they're thinking.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

Cookie Surveillance

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

Building a gingerbread house

"Wow, these are good!"

Doggy Bites

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

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'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

Cookie Thief

The Price or the Biscuits?

Cause and Effect.

A dog biscuit

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'

'Instead of brushing my teeth can't I just chew on one of his dog biscuits?'

Live Inside Your Head.

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

". . .What's this world coming to?"

"But I must confess,s that despite my erudition and glibness, I'm still a sucker for a dog biscuit."

"They really are chunky."

'...and a packet of 'rich-tea' biscuits...Oh! I see you have 'ginger-nuts', Hamish!'

'Still not ready to talk Ok dip him again,'

'If he has worms can we take him fishing?'

Marie Antoinette Update - Let em eat dog biscuits.

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"In for a penny, in for a pound."

'You can't have the leftovers until we have the original meal.'

"Your hair's all glossy,you've got boundless energy,your nose is wet.You've been at the Bonios again, haven't you?"

"Wait, this seems way too easy!"