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'We fetch the same number of slippers, yet you always seem to get the bigger biscuit.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

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I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

Building a gingerbread house

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

The price or the biscuits?

"Wow, these are good!"

Doggy Bites

Charity Shop Income on Rise

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

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The Price or the Biscuits?

'I'm still in conference, Miss Alsted.'

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

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Cause and Effect.

What they're thinking.

What do you wish for next year?

A dog biscuit

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'

'Instead of brushing my teeth can't I just chew on one of his dog biscuits?'

'So you don't think generously subsidised biscuits will be enough?'

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

Live Inside Your Head.