Dog And Cat Banter Mugs

That's right: Not only are we 'Man's best friend', but a lot of people are allergic to cats...

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"You're not fooling me. I can spot 'fake mews'."

"You are sooooo 'grazed!'"

"Yes, it's embarrassing, but my master has a broken leg, so this is the only way I can go for a walk right now...

"BOL means Barking Out Loud."

"I could have been man's best friend but who needs the pressure."

"Speaking personally, I haven't had my day, and I've never met any dog who has."

"We had him neutered,"

'I tell you what: Mistress' lap was so much more comfortable before she started her diet...'

'Vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian.'

'I know, I know. You're stripes. I get it, already.'

"If he's really your best friend, why did he have your tail cut off?"

"Is oversleeping a real thing?"

'Look at that crazy cowboy, Butch, he's talking to his horse!'

The cats of war

"The people upstairs are talking about us. We should bark them another opera."

"You can't be too thin, too rich or too catty."

"It's nothing personal. Max just happens to be allergic to most brands of litter."

'Do we have an exit strategy?'

Meowing Dog Sent to the Naughty Corner.

Purr Pressure

"Wow, you're right. That is a serious flea infestation!"

'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

I don't suppose either of you would have a pair of shears?...

Please tell me these dumb dogs can't climb.

"I've used the "Call of the Wild" excuse to escape for a few days: my mother-in-law is visiting..."